What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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God is real

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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what is stupid and reading this you

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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