Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

The Bible

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

No it isn't.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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