Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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ha.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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maddie latino

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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9/11/2001

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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69, hahaha

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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