When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Matty B

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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