- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 9+10=? 19

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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