If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Woman's rights

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Where's my shotgun

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is worse than hell?

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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