whats white and gooy liguid goop

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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who eats pencils asians

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Once upon a time.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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