- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

gay rights

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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