Anti jokes.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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