A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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MICHAEL

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Woman's rights.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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The horse said "nay."

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Woman's rights

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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