- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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