Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

A fat boy walked into a party

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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