theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

ugh good riddance

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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