Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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The 19th Amendment

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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