alert("The Game");//

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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"Up to 50% off."

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Anti jokes.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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The 19th Amendment

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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robin, get in the car.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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