Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What is a question?

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

save water shower with friends

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

I have no ideas.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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