The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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