What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Barack Obama

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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The Bible

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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