Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Your mother is a man.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Homework.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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