What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

*you're

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Du bist mein Kampf

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Communism

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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