Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

who eats pencils asians

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Rock mattress.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

whats young and never moved? still born baby

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

God is real

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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