I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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don't look behind you

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Anti Joke

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