What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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