Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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you will now laugh.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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