- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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