What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Black Veil Brides.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Penis-Pump

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Japan called... They need help.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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