- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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