- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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