- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

i eat poop

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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