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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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whats better than 24................. 25

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Why did the asian die? he was driving

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Can you see this brett? Connor

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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