What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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