what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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