An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Womens Rights.

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Vagina-Boob

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Knock knock What

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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