- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

what do you call a black man named mike

Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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