What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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