Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Ass

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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That's Racist

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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