Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

i dislike sack in my mouth

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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