Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Du bist mein Kampf

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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