What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Your mom

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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