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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

no

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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