- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Guess what? No.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

don't look behind you

Gestapo.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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