your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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