What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Rock mattress.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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