What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Six million.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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