What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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