- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Compton

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Womens Rights.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Is this a chair?

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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