I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Women's rights.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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