How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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i'm not gay

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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OGC - tilt your head

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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