Good.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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OBAMA

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Men's rights.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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You smell bad? Cool.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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