Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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World Peace

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Romney 2012

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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