- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Your social life

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

roses are red, violets are violet

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Whats9+10 19

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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