- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

I avhe dyiaexls.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

BWAT

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Nah

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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