whats funny? ebola and 911

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Gestapo.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Don't think of granny porn

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women

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Is this a chair?

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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