- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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