Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Your social life

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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