- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What sucks?

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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