Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Asians

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Sex. That is all.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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the real mccoy

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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