- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Knock knock runs away laughing

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

womens rights

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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