What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Your mom

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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http://anti-joke.com/

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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