Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What sucks?

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Hellen Keller

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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