- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what do you call a black man named mike

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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