What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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