What is worse

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Once upon a time.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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