- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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