Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

whats really hot the sun

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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