What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Women's Rights

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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