- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Barack Obama

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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