- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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