- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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