Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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