- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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