- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Women's rights.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Knock Knock Come in

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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