Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Canada

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Nah

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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