Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

who eats pencils asians

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Woman's Rights.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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