Why was Timmy sad?

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Looks through the peephole.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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