Communism

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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im a selling a car

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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