Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

my mom raped yerr foot

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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