really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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stop it ryan vallee

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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