- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Japan called... They need help.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Canada

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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