What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Gestapo.

Compton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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