- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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