- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

69, hahaha

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Rock mattress.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

This is not a good joke.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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