There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Chayton

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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