What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

maddie latino

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

c+t+c?

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

what is stupid and reading this you

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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