do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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c+t+c?

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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you

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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