Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Women's Rights

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666

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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asparagus

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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i eat poop

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Lebron Traveled

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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