Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Women's Rights.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Homework.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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