Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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