Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Woman's rights

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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