- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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