What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Nathan Gooderson.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

A fat boy walked into a party

a catholic priest and a young boy

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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