whats better than 24................. 25

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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im a selling a car

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Ha

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Anti Joke

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