what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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The WNBA.

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