what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What is worse

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

who eats pencils asians

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Hi Jacob You cool

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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