whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Steve Jobs.

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That's Racist

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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women

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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