What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Tennesse

whats better than 24................. 25

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

SC Johnson a Family Company

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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