A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Womens rights

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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