Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Womens' rights.

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The Holocaust

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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