What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Womens' rights.

The Holocaust

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

A British man walks into a dental office.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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