Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Chuck Norris.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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