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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

Knock knock whos there punctuation

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Where's my tractor?

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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