A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Nathan Gooderson.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats9+10 19

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Left. That one direction...

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Anti Joke

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