- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Period Blood

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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