What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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