- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

you know what hurts.... PAIN

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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