- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Looks through the peephole.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Left. That one direction...

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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