A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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