A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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brett is a dick

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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