If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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8=D

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What's up? The sky.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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