Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Turn around.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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