An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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My mom.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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