- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

don't look behind you

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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