Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What is brown and sticky?

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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oh hiya come in

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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