A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Your Mom

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Sex. That is all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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The WNBA.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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